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Thursday, April 1, 2010
NEW SB Feature: Big Shlong of the Week
[I'm really just doing this to mortify the Moms, but this shit is respectfully dedicated to my idol, Ms. Moon, who gave me the idea inadvertently. Thanks Ms. Moon!]
Caption: Even a guitar can't hide Bowie's GINORMOUS junk!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Hell, I'm pretty sure his junk got second billing in Labyrinth.
http://nicegirlmeanthoughts.wordpress.com/2009/09/07/david-bowie-and-his-johnson/
Honestly, Bowie makes me cringe, junk and all. He does have a good voice however.
Love Ya, SB.
Jenn
Hank,
I will check that out. Thanks!
Love,
SB
Jenn,
I am admittedly weird, but I think David Bowie is the prettiest human being I've ever seen, other than Annie Lennox maybe.
Love you back.
I dig Bowie. He is super sexy, and I don't think I have ever said that about any ambiguous person before.
He dresses to the left. At least it looks that way to me.
Syd,
Good eye!
See, I think that's all balls. And he isn't big as a minute. Anything would look big with that backdrop!
Bowie's okay. I DO like his eyepatch. AAarrrgggghhh! My pants are too tight, matey!
I think it's a damn sock.
Sock monkey, maybe.
Wow... who knew?
I think he just stuffed a banana down his pants...
As one does.
Is that a grapefruit in his pants or is he just glad to be a girl?
Your word verification is mustivrot.
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