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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Kelly Bensimon IS GROSS
Bitch, GET OUT OF THE DAMN SUN! That shit's nasty.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I had to google her, i had no clue who in the hell she is. And you're right. That shit is nasty. But maybe not as nasty as my glow-in-the-dark legs...
Is she a body builder or what? She looks like a skinny elderly man.
Syd,
She is an ex-model, a socialite, and currently one of the Housewives of New York City.
Jessie and I both agree- eeuuuh.
She needs some ice cream. And half n half in her protein shakes. And maybe some chicken with the skin ON. Thighs, perhaps
Michelle,
I'm with you, toots. She needs A WHOLE LOT of something.
Love,
SB
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