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Friday, April 23, 2010
Shit SB Says in a Blog Comment to the Lovely Ms. Moon
The neighbor doesn't know shit. Purple houses rule! His boring ass probably drives a beige car, and he likely has a very tedious sex life, as well. I love judging others! I'm damn good at it, too. SB can peg a bitch.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
You just make my day, dear Ms. B.
Ah, hell yea she can!
I like the purple house as well. Freedom of expression.
Syd,
Right on, my brothah!
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