I was out on the deck at lunch, and I looked up, and the NEW NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL had hung a cross over our shared porch/entryway. Tonight, my American Humanist Association sticker is going out on my front door. It says something like: More Americans do not believe in religion than those who do. I am a non-believer.
FUCKERS. I am so mad. THIS IS WAR!
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9 comments:
Just spin the thing until it's upside down and burn a black candle.
Oh see? This is the fun I was talking about! lol
I really hate it how they try and force their beliefs on other..argh!!
How I would love to be a fly on the wall watching this all go down!
Sorry you have neighbors at all... I normally don't like having them either, but the ones I have now are magnificent...
Maybe they'll move?
A cross hanging over the porch! Fuck, that's worse than walking under a ladder.
Here's what you do:
Hang the letters 'C U N' to the left of it. When they remove the cross they also remove the obscenity... it's in their hands.
Love across Oceans
Shane. x
start playing slayer every day. LOUD.
xxalainaxx
Andie,
So far, I ain't kilt anybody.
Laugh.
Shane,
Now THAT was a solution, my brother. Laugh.
Love,
SB
Bucko,
I will do my best, buddy. Thanks.
See now that's what I hate...others just pushing their beliefs on everyone else! I say you can "make it disappear".
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