Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Shit SB Says in an E-mail to Her Brother in England
Are you going to Hyde Park? I dig Hyde Park. Sometimes you can even see nude titties there. In America, women don't get their tits out in public spaces. It's unfortunate. We're very repressed over here, you know. The country was founded by Puritans. What else could you expect?
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SB
Hehe, yeah, I miss the UK, loved it over there. The only place that titties are allowed over here is in New Orleans and I hear they're trying to familyize that shit too, ugh.
-doug
English women get their tits out down the beach... Brighton Beach would be a likely one... actually that's pebbles ~ hard on the cavities, if you're the wrong way round... oh I don't know... but they definitely do it. Southern Spain is notorious for it, where we're up against the "erotische" Germans... tee-hee...!
Doug,
Yeah, just what N'awlins needs--familyized. Gag.
Love you.
Ms. Moon,
That would be grand!
Gledds,
The English take the Germans any damn day.
Love you lots.
I like Ms. Moon's idea. We do that here too--only the squirrels and dogs can see.
Syd,
Good for you!
Hey Ya SB,
Hyde park and tits how could I resist. (That's almost a poem).
Two little stories. Bathing topless was prohibited in the park until 1992. When it was finally allowed my friend Knobby was rubbing his hands together and travelling down every bright day. That's not really bizarre until I tell you he was gay and sleeping with his uncle. I never understood those visits.
Second story: Same year, 1992, I was working in Hyde park....In the hidden police station that exists there. It was being renovated and I was 17 year old apprentice electrician at the time. When it was finally finished the Queen visted and made the officil opening. Unfortunately I had been sacked months before for attempting to steal a policemans uniform. Apparently The Queen's still disappointed he never met me! ;)
Love as ever SB..
Shane. x
Shane,
Imagine my joy to find a lengthy comment by you! Knobby sounds great to me. That name is probably appropriate.
You working at a police station makes me smile. Talk about anarchy in the UK! I love it and you.
SB
He should catch up with the Rabbit for some pints!
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