Scary Jesus (for Beth)

Jesus's ass looks like some scary alien shit here or like Victoria Beckham (I guess scary alien shit covers both really).

I think the Jeez needs to stop handing out those loaves and fishes and eat them his damn self! Our Boy is positively Jeezarectic.

Also, can I just say I fucking despise Modern Art? Shit's fug.

My boy Nick is comfortable with art that you have to interpret. I'm too lazy for that shit. I don't want to think about art (or anything else for that matter. SB is one LAZY MOTHERFUCKER! I'm boycotting all thought for now. If I can't do it by rote, fuck that shit.).

I just want to look at art. It's the damn artist's job to interpret, motherfuckers! SB already has a damn job!