The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Thursday, August 12, 2010
Also, Did I Mention I Am in Love with Giancarlo Giammetti?
Mr. Giammetti is Valentino's long-time partner. He is charming, sweet, and such an elegant gentleman, in the oldest and finest sense of that word.
Lord. I feel like the exact opposite of everything he represents today and if he or Mr. Valentino saw me right now they would die premature deaths of disgust. I am not kidding you.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
The lovely woman with him seems to agree...
Lord. I feel like the exact opposite of everything he represents today and if he or Mr. Valentino saw me right now they would die premature deaths of disgust. I am not kidding you.
I love him Too!
West Hollywood Voyeur,
Obviously you have excellent taste!
Love,
SB
Is that woman a transvestite? She looks a bit androgenous.
Syd,
Nah, I think she's just a big foreign model type, but who knows?
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