The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Shit SB Says
If you want friends, you've got to make motherfuckers feel included. Dr. Phil taught me that.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Ha ha ha! I'm going to try to remember this.
That is true. To have a friend, you have to be one. My father told me that.
And that's why we love your blog so much! You INCLUDE us.
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