Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Shit SB Says in Response to My Sister-in-Law's Post Encouraging People to Be Green Like Her

I'm sorry but I don't care one iota about being green. I don't have time to be green. I have a full-time job, a boyfriend, a house to take care of, seven cats, and a dog. I can't be bothered.

I'm okay with being selfish. Actually, more than okay with it.

I'm not green. I'm black. As in death.

And yes, I am grumpy this morning. Go figure.

10 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I'm wearing a green shirt. How's that?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sadly, I do not even like the color green. It makes me want to throw up.

Young at Heart said...

isn't green the new black........

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Young at Heart,
Oh Christ, I hope not. I don't look good in green. Laugh.

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Best,

SB

Jeannie said...

I am not green either. I have no blue box. Why didn't they make the box green for recycling? Mine always disappear. I've had at least 6 or 7 of the fuckers. My next door neighbor used to steal them from me to use in his yard. MY ADDRESS WAS PAINTED ON THE SIDE!!!! idiot. My son has moved home. He is all hopeful for the future so he announced he will begin recycling around here again. Ok. Whatever.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
That thieving fucking dipshit neighbor!

The young are always hopeful. Laugh. I am an old jaded grouchy motherfucker. Whatever.

Syd said...

I am green but not with envy. I re-cycle, pick up other people's shit that they leave on the beach, and would ride my bicycle everywhere if I wouldn't end up dead as a hammer due to all the cars on the road. I hope that we will go back to walking and horse and buggy days. How's that for being a green machine?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
You do your fair share, buddy.

Love you.

Parabolic Muse said...

people should express their real feelings more often.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Parabolic Muse,
Damn tootin', babe! I'm getting older now, and I don't have time to tap dance around shit, you know?

Be direct!