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Tuesday, August 17, 2010
More Shit SB Says in Comments to My Bubba, Mr. Mischief
That made me laugh. And also, guns at an art festival? Uhhhhmmmm, okay. Artists are such a violent bunch and all. The gun toter was probably my dad. He's all NRA and shit.
OK. THAT made me laugh. This is my damn hometown you're talking about! This "art festival" is about a mile up the street from my house. It's HUGE news here I tell you. HUGE! I'm sure any criminal that was planning a sneak attack on Arts Beats & Eats will surely change their mind now.
The pictures on my blog were from that town. It is SO not a NRA spot that you would not believe. The goober's are picking on small towns who can't afford to fight in court and making a point.
Guess I won't be going there THIS weekend. Brother might not be endangered, but we do make good game hunting.
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OK. THAT made me laugh. This is my damn hometown you're talking about! This "art festival" is about a mile up the street from my house. It's HUGE news here I tell you. HUGE! I'm sure any criminal that was planning a sneak attack on Arts Beats & Eats will surely change their mind now.
I swear, I live in a city of overzealous dolts.
Nan,
It's a small world, babe, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
And may I just mention that the ENTIRE Midwestern area is a bunch of overzealous dolts.
Love you so,
SB
The pictures on my blog were from that town. It is SO not a NRA spot that you would not believe. The goober's are picking on small towns who can't afford to fight in court and making a point.
Guess I won't be going there THIS weekend. Brother might not be endangered, but we do make good game hunting.
Big Mark,
I don't blame you a damn bit, buddy. Laugh.
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