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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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How else would you expect the 'anchor babies' to be interested in starting school and not destabilizing the country? Mama Consuela would normally be too busy picking vegatables and Daddy Juan doing yard work to do something as mundane as enroll in their children in school. But enticed by the sale, if they don't get too drunk, they may remember...
HEY! Maybe THAT is what the sale is all about!! Once Connie and Juan are hung over, they won't be able to get their kids enrolled!! Eventually, the will grow up to add to the population of the incacerated and the general underclass!!
Boy, those teacher-schoolroom lists have sure changed since I was a kid.
You don't want the kids going into their first year of college without any drinking experience, do you?
For the celebration party when the little boogers go back to school.
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