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Monday, August 16, 2010
I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?
I'd hang with this ho. Actually, in a handful of years, I'll probably be making the same kinds of sartorial choices.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
She is not wearing a bra. I sort of love her.
Not as much as I love you. Good morning, Ms. Beloved Bastard.
that's the kind of old i aspire to....
xxalainaxx
Good morning, my dear Ms. Moon! I sort of love her, too. She looks all grouchy and shit.
I love youse to death.
Mrs. Miss A.,
Me too, babe. Thanks for reading moi.
She's gotta have a great sense of humour to where that shit.
word verification: untapt
HAHAHAHAHA!
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