The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010
NEW SB Feature! Boorish Quote Translation
Boorish Quote:
And queenly is the state she keeps, In beauty's lofty trust secure. --William Allen Butler
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
I love the new feature. Love you, too.
Good morning!
Ms. Moon,
Good morning. I love you MAS!
I dig it..! Appreciate the translation and I can't wait to drop it in the 'hood!!
SB loves Big Mark! Let me know how that shit goes over in the hood. Laugh.
She's hidin' that fine thang.
FINE new segment, SB!
Now can you translate the tax laws?
Kathleen,
Glad you like it, love. I have NOT A CLUE about the tax laws. Laugh. I just keep paying.
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