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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
I Just Feel Nauseated By the Damn Picture, Okay?
I don't miss the 70s. AT ALL.
"Either those curtains go or I do." --Oscar Wilde (said to have been uttered on his death bed)
Dear SB, what a brilliant picture, those dresses are hilarious.
On Oscar Wilde's deathbed he apparently said "This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has to go" I wonder what he'd have said about those bridesmaids dresses! xx
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15 comments:
Oooh, that's funny. So this was a Gone With the Wind wedding?
I don't miss the past either, any of it. Today is the best.
Kathleen,
Who knows babe. Maybe it was.
And you are right. Today is precious.
Love you.
Why would anyone want to match the damn curtains?
Colour co-ordination isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, uh.
All the best, Boonie
Wow!!!
Boonie,
You can say that again, my friend!
Christiejolu,
Wow is right, babe. Laugh.
Love to all,
SB
I thought that they must have watched too much GWTW.
I kind of think I had curtains out of that fabric and my mother made a dress out of the same fabric.
I apologize.
At least the damn bride wasn't wearing a curtain. Yikies!
Ms. Moon,
Whatever. I'm sure the dress was smashing and, hopefully, less loud.
PF,
This is true.
Love you both,
SB
This pic is so funny. I think the curtains became the dresses!! This one got left behind. Some fashions are not classics, are they??
Love ya,
Jenn
Jenn,
I love you too, and no, some fashions are DECIDEDLY NOT classics.
Hope you are getting some cooler weather there, too. I almost need a jacket today.
Love,
SB
Dear SB, what a brilliant picture, those dresses are hilarious.
On Oscar Wilde's deathbed he apparently said "This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has to go" I wonder what he'd have said about those bridesmaids dresses! xx
Christina,
He would probably have said the same damn thing about the dresses.
Love,
SB
They must have been inspired by The Sound of Music.
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