The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Saying that they did not find the answer 'acceptable' is not the same as saying the answer was 'wrong'. Most men agree... that is the top thing that they like in a woman.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
16 comments:
But oh, so true if men only answered honestly.
Heh.
So eHarmony doesn't like honesty? They couldn't open a file for horny guys and girls?
Saying that they did not find the answer 'acceptable' is not the same as saying the answer was 'wrong'. Most men agree... that is the top thing that they like in a woman.
Bwahahahaha!
I say we start a new dating site called Indelicate Sensitivities. What do you think?
Sounds like the applicant was a little too cocky.
Enjoyed this. It made me laugh. Thanks.
All the best, Boonsong
ATT,
I'm with you, babe. We'd be rich!
Boonsong,
Glad it made you laugh.
Love to all,
SB
I just corpsed at this. Time for some theft...
My opinion - A rejection by eHarmony is a Badge of Honor.
White Rabbit,
Family is free to steal. Laugh.
Denny,
You are probably right, my friend.
I would think that a rejection by any dating site would be good. I have never been on one but the idea makes my anatomical body part shrink.
Syd,
Not for me either, but my ex-husband is having a good time with it. More power to him. Laugh.
You've got me laughing!
West Hollywood Voyeur,
SB LIVES to make you laugh.
Much love.
I do like to see an honest answer!! xx
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