The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
jebus it looks like she is getting the kiss of death from the gypsy fortune teller at the county fair...
xxalainaxx
You said it, sister.
It's as if he is holding onto life itself.
you might be able to pay me enoough.
i've got two children, we're in between homes, and it is hard. without a doubt.
how much longer can he hold on, really?
Mrs. Miss A.,
Your ass is clevah. Do you know that? You always make me laugh.
Ms. Moon,
Yep.
Steph,
Good observation. Yes indeedy.
Adrienne,
I do not know. He and Keith are both mysteries of life.
Jeannie,
Now THAT was a good one! Laugh.
SB, you are in some kind of mood today!
Ronnie is looking a bit rough around the edges. Too much embalming fluid I think.
He has to hold on to her to orientate himself. His aim isn't so good these days...
White Rabbit,
Good one, my brothah. Good one!
Love,
SB
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