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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
I must heartily agree with you.
I like oatmeal. Sprinkle a little cinnamon and throw some raisins in the bowl, and it is a nice meal...
...for breakfast! I guess you are right because when someone drops a medium cut of prime rib on your plate, with mushrooms, onions and horseradish, you are ready to EAT!
Ms. Moon,
I suspected you would. I am in love with Angelina and Penelop Cruz. Yes, I am.
Big Mark,
You crack me up.
Thanks for reading.
Love,
SB
Prime rib clogs the arteries and oatmeal doesn't but adds fiber??
Syd,
She can clog my arteries any time. Ang and Penelope Cruz are my girl crushes.
Ang is my girl crush too. Jennifer. No. I'd be afraid I'd get stabbed by the chin. I like Salma Hayek as my other crush over Penelope. She's more fun.
Jeannie,
Salma is a doll, too. She and her magnificent chichis read to the children. Laugh.
Love you tons!
jennifer is an ugly boring nag with fantastic hair, yeah angie is a kazillion times much better. Even john mayer said what a bore she was but praised jessica simpson and called her sexual napalm haha poor jen, she was called a nag and jess a goddess.
Jenn is a spinster, she should just start collecting cats she seem to have no luck with men
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