Thursday, August 5, 2010

Shit SB Says

Jennifer fucking Aniston is oatmeal. Angelina is prime rib. Why would you have oatmeal when you could eat prime rib? A bitch would be nuts.

9 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I must heartily agree with you.

Big Mark 243 said...

I like oatmeal. Sprinkle a little cinnamon and throw some raisins in the bowl, and it is a nice meal...

...for breakfast! I guess you are right because when someone drops a medium cut of prime rib on your plate, with mushrooms, onions and horseradish, you are ready to EAT!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I suspected you would. I am in love with Angelina and Penelop Cruz. Yes, I am.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
You crack me up.

Thanks for reading.

Love,

SB

Syd said...

Prime rib clogs the arteries and oatmeal doesn't but adds fiber??

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
She can clog my arteries any time. Ang and Penelope Cruz are my girl crushes.

Jeannie said...

Ang is my girl crush too. Jennifer. No. I'd be afraid I'd get stabbed by the chin. I like Salma Hayek as my other crush over Penelope. She's more fun.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Salma is a doll, too. She and her magnificent chichis read to the children. Laugh.

Love you tons!

Sweden said...

jennifer is an ugly boring nag with fantastic hair, yeah angie is a kazillion times much better. Even john mayer said what a bore she was but praised jessica simpson and called her sexual napalm haha poor jen, she was called a nag and jess a goddess.
Jenn is a spinster, she should just start collecting cats she seem to have no luck with men