The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Friday, August 6, 2010
Shit SB Says (A Lot)
I better go. I ain't getting any younger or prettier sitting here.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Love you - have a good one.
Unless you're sitting at the beauty parlor.
You too, Jeannie.
This is true, Ms. Moon. Very true.
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