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Friday, August 27, 2010
More Shit SB Says About Being Trapped in HELL
I had a blog visitor earlier from Frankenmuth. Jesus, I hate that town. Fucking Christmas all year round. Living there would be like being trapped in HELL. I hate crafts and old people and shit.
the only redeeming quality of frankenmueth is that there is a sara lee store in the outlet mall. if you go there first before you shop, your poundcake will thaw by the time you are ready to drive away from bavaria.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
And Christmas. Boy, do I hate Christmas.
Jeannie,
I never would have pegged you for a Christmas lover. Laugh.
I was a jaded teenager on my way to fight at NMU when I rolled through that weird town... I thought it was creepy. Still do.
I like Christmas when it starts in December but not when it is at Halloween.
the only redeeming quality of frankenmueth is that there is a sara lee store in the outlet mall. if you go there first before you shop, your poundcake will thaw by the time you are ready to drive away from bavaria.
xxalainaxx
I feel like you’re holding back a little in this post.
All the best, from Boonie
Mrs. Miss A.,
I knew I'd hear from you on Frankenmuth. Laugh.
Boonie,
Yes, it is my nature to be reticent. Laugh.
Love you both,
SB
Dear SB, you know I love Christmas but all year round it would do my head in!! I've never heard of Frankenmuth but it sounds mental! xx
My dear SB...we are just too much alike. Christmas, and all its commercial bullshit, pisses me off every year. Bah, humbug!!
Christina,
You love Christmas? Really? Laugh.
SB loves you.
Melly Mel,
I refer to X-mas as The Season of Darkness and Dread.
Love to you and A.
Denny hates Christmas too. One year he went to Hawaii to escape the trappings, only to be captive on an airplane for six hours of Christmas carols.
Kathleen,
Poor Denny. Bless his heart, as Ms. Moon would say.
Love,
SB
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