Friday, August 27, 2010

More Shit SB Says About Being Trapped in HELL

I had a blog visitor earlier from Frankenmuth. Jesus, I hate that town. Fucking Christmas all year round. Living there would be like being trapped in HELL. I hate crafts and old people and shit.

15 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

And Christmas. Boy, do I hate Christmas.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
PEAS IN A POD. Chistmas sucketh ass.

Jeannie said...

I used to love Christmas - but I NEVER would have liked it all year. Now it's just a friggin pain in the ass.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I never would have pegged you for a Christmas lover. Laugh.

Big Mark 243 said...

I was a jaded teenager on my way to fight at NMU when I rolled through that weird town... I thought it was creepy. Still do.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
It is creepy and BORING as all fuck.

Love,

SB

Syd said...

I like Christmas when it starts in December but not when it is at Halloween.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

the only redeeming quality of frankenmueth is that there is a sara lee store in the outlet mall. if you go there first before you shop, your poundcake will thaw by the time you are ready to drive away from bavaria.


xxalainaxx

Boonie S said...

I feel like you’re holding back a little in this post.

All the best, from Boonie

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mrs. Miss A.,
I knew I'd hear from you on Frankenmuth. Laugh.

Boonie,
Yes, it is my nature to be reticent. Laugh.

Love you both,

SB

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, you know I love Christmas but all year round it would do my head in!! I've never heard of Frankenmuth but it sounds mental! xx

Mel's Way or No Way said...

My dear SB...we are just too much alike. Christmas, and all its commercial bullshit, pisses me off every year. Bah, humbug!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
You love Christmas? Really? Laugh.

SB loves you.

Melly Mel,
I refer to X-mas as The Season of Darkness and Dread.

Love to you and A.

Kathleen Scott said...

Denny hates Christmas too. One year he went to Hawaii to escape the trappings, only to be captive on an airplane for six hours of Christmas carols.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
Poor Denny. Bless his heart, as Ms. Moon would say.

Love,

SB