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Friday, August 6, 2010
Ohio Is Filled with Morons
Link to story of the desperate dater pisser-in-the-hallway 911 phoner.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Hey, it was an emergency...
A LOVE emergency. Laugh.
Most people urinate in the toilet in my experience. Or vaguely in that general direction if male...
In the hallway is - erm - quirky.
Nice word quirky.
this method never even occurred to me.
hmmm...
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