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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Retire the worm???
That's just perfect
LMAO
Is there a retirement home for worms where they can slither around in bathchairs and slide under tartan blankets for a nice afternoon nap?
And have a singalong of old songs of wormlove around the piano....
At least his pecker still works which is more than I can say for some people...not mentioning any names but where did you get that vibrator from?
White Rabbit,
I like to think there is a proper retirement home for worms. If not, there sure as shit should be.
Laugh.
Jeannie,
Amazon.com, believe it or not.
Hang in there. Love you.
I always did say you can find ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING on Amazon.com. Guess it's true!
I have been in nursing homes and believe me THE WORM IS NEVER RETIRED! Not in those old coots minds. Ever.
Like the blues hat. I don't care about Rod's rod.
You've inspired me SB!! Come over to my place. I've dedicated a post in honor of this post or maybe as a response, I'm not quite sure. :-P
I sort of like the way the Gull is looking beedy eyed and sideways at the camera. Like he's Rod's body guard or something!
hee hee hee
retire the worm
hee hee hee
I love you SB
Michelle,
I love you mas!
Very funny SB! xx
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