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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Some people get a strange thrill from using their power to deny others pleasure. Small-time managers can be notoriously bad for this.
The reasoning, in your case, is that the packets cost 5 or 10 cents each and what if everyone started asking for extra? Fact is, they don't. In fact, many wouldn't want any at all, if asked, and they could give you a handful and still save a bundle.
According to the Law of Attraction, your thoughts and behavior aren't attracting more packets of sauce. I bet the bitch can count.
Jeannie,
Exactly!
Denny,
That really made me laugh.
Love you guys,
SB
She has been told to short change the sauce--I bet it is a cost cutting maneuver.
Syd,
You've got to die of something, buddy. I'm about as into health as Keith Richards is.
Love,
SB
Wow.
Denny could have something.
Parabolic Muse,
Denny always has something. Sucker is smart.
Love you.
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