Wednesday, August 18, 2010

More Shit SB Says

I keep telling the motherfucking manager at the Arby's exactly how many packets of Arby's sauce I want, and the motherfucker shorts me. Can't that bitch count? Jesus.

8 comments:

Jeannie said...

Some people get a strange thrill from using their power to deny others pleasure. Small-time managers can be notoriously bad for this.

The reasoning, in your case, is that the packets cost 5 or 10 cents each and what if everyone started asking for extra? Fact is, they don't. In fact, many wouldn't want any at all, if asked, and they could give you a handful and still save a bundle.

Denny Coates said...

According to the Law of Attraction, your thoughts and behavior aren't attracting more packets of sauce. I bet the bitch can count.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Exactly!

Denny,
That really made me laugh.

Love you guys,

SB

Syd said...

She has been told to short change the sauce--I bet it is a cost cutting maneuver.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
You've got to die of something, buddy. I'm about as into health as Keith Richards is.

Love,

SB

Parabolic Muse said...

word.

Parabolic Muse said...

Wow.
Denny could have something.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Parabolic Muse,
Denny always has something. Sucker is smart.

Love you.