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Monday, August 16, 2010
Uhhhhhmmmm, Okay
This shit is from some sort of Russian dating site. How many of you bitches would date this motherfucker? I feel sorry for the damn cats. Clearly they are being held hostage.
Who is taking this pic? Whats up with the wallpaper? The outlet right in the middle of the wall. WTF is between his legs? that doesn't look like a tail, so does he have something up his arse? Those cats look like they have been sexually assaulted! the curtains don't match the wallpaper! What size bed is that? Who the fuck is going to fit on that shit?!!? stay up!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
That's evil.
The picture. Ick.
The PHOTOGRAPHER. Double Ick.
Ewwww, creepy!
better...
something about the word 'threesome'got lost in translation....
xxalainaxx
Big Mark,
I'm with you, buddy. GROSS OUT.
Clearly scary.
Dreadful!! But so is that wallpaper with those curtains!! xx
What's worse, is that from the look of the wallpaper, he still lives with Mommy.
This is an all star creepy picture posting day!! Well, except for the Porn Star lady... She's not creepy, just odd. :-)
Poor poor kitties!
he looks like he just killed his neighbor and ate his heart with some oregano
SOOOOOOOOOO Many things wrong with this picture.
Who is taking this pic?
Whats up with the wallpaper?
The outlet right in the middle of the wall.
WTF is between his legs? that doesn't look like a tail, so does he have something up his arse?
Those cats look like they have been sexually assaulted!
the curtains don't match the wallpaper!
What size bed is that? Who the fuck is going to fit on that shit?!!?
stay up!
sKILLz!!!!
I have missed you. Great to hear from you! Your comment cracked me up. Yeah, dude in the photo is a damn hot mess.
Love you. Hope all is well. Pat the dogs for me and tell Gypsy SB says yo!
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