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Monday, August 16, 2010
Guess Who Owns this Claw?
Answer in the comments section. And, no, your dumb ass does NOT win a prize for guessing correctly. This is not Jeopardy, motherfuckers!
I knew it'd be Madonna. But she's mixing her religions...she's got that red kabbalah thread and a crucifix within inches of eachother...I'm amazed there aren't sparks flying.
That is one ugly arm! Sorta glad I do have some fat on mine.
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Madge (Madonna), who regularly bathes in the blood of small infants to keep herself from ageing. Guess she forgot to soak her claws.
She's 52 today, I think, and looking a little rough.
DTG,
Yes, economic times are tough. Maybe she should switch back to the more expensive blood of virgins. Even Madge must cut costs!
Love youse.
tom and lorenzo said she needed to gain some weight and i agree- it would help to fill out the wrinkles
xxalainaxx
Oh, bless her heart. And bless the heart of Jesus, too, having to suffer on that damn cross for eternity.
Is it good or bad that I instantly guessed Madonna without looking?..lol
Dear God! That is chilling!
Can we just go back to the raccoon and the dog??
What is wrong with her hand? It looks all arthritic.
madonna saw the pic on Dlisted.com
Little Red Riding Hood said, "My what ugly claws you have".....damn...yuck..
Mr. Mischief,
It's scary, my friend. Downright scary.
I knew it'd be Madonna. But she's mixing her religions...she's got that red kabbalah thread and a crucifix within inches of eachother...I'm amazed there aren't sparks flying.
That is one ugly arm! Sorta glad I do have some fat on mine.
Jeannie,
Madge is a hot mess. I don't like her so much anymore.
And there was me thinking it was the late Margaret Thatcher...
What an odd choice of bag! The way she's gripping that crucifix is a bit disturbing xx
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