Monday, August 16, 2010

Guess Who Owns this Claw?

Answer in the comments section. And, no, your dumb ass does NOT win a prize for guessing correctly. This is not Jeopardy, motherfuckers!

17 comments:

Sarcastic Bastard said...

ANSWER:
Madge (Madonna), who regularly bathes in the blood of small infants to keep herself from ageing. Guess she forgot to soak her claws.

downtown guy said...

She's 52 today, I think, and looking a little rough.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
Yes, economic times are tough. Maybe she should switch back to the more expensive blood of virgins. Even Madge must cut costs!

Love youse.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

tom and lorenzo said she needed to gain some weight and i agree- it would help to fill out the wrinkles


xxalainaxx

Ms. Moon said...

Oh, bless her heart. And bless the heart of Jesus, too, having to suffer on that damn cross for eternity.

Mr.Mischief said...

Is it good or bad that I instantly guessed Madonna without looking?..lol

Petit fleur said...

Dear God! That is chilling!

Can we just go back to the raccoon and the dog??

Syd said...

What is wrong with her hand? It looks all arthritic.

Sweden said...

madonna saw the pic on Dlisted.com

Lori said...

Little Red Riding Hood said, "My what ugly claws you have".....damn...yuck..

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. Mischief,
It's scary, my friend. Downright scary.

Jeannie said...

I knew it'd be Madonna. But she's mixing her religions...she's got that red kabbalah thread and a crucifix within inches of eachother...I'm amazed there aren't sparks flying.

That is one ugly arm! Sorta glad I do have some fat on mine.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Madge is a hot mess. I don't like her so much anymore.

white rabbit said...

And there was me thinking it was the late Margaret Thatcher...

Parabolic Muse said...

marilyn manson? lady Gaga? spencer pratt? hortensia miramontes?

WHO THE FUCK IS IT?!?!


oh, maybe i'll read the comments. i get so impatient!

still planning to read your long-winded post with lots of descriptions, because it's only right, after you've put up with all my shit over the years.

Parabolic Muse said...

Oh, I HATE this bitch!! I hate her! Who the FUCK does she think she is?!?

Oh, not madge the Bounty lady? You mean Madonna?

oh. well, she's just fucked up, but i don't hate her.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

What an odd choice of bag! The way she's gripping that crucifix is a bit disturbing xx