Tuesday, August 3, 2010

And YES, I Am Grumpy this Morning, Fuck You Very Much

I dreamed I was left at the altar by my groom last night, and then I went to search for his skinny ass, and I was too damn drunk to even walk straight. I kept falling forward on my heels in front of a bunch of snooty (translation for my English friends: posh) motherfuckers in a hoity banquet hall. Also, the redneck side of the family started doing the fucking Electric Slide and eating the damn vittles BEFORE the damn wedding ceremony even began. Fuckers were OUT OF CONTROL, I tell you.

10 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Oh dear. Ms. Beloved Bastard- what a horrible dream. I hope it looses its tentacles on you quickly.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Me, too, babe. The joy of dreaming while on antidepressants. Jesus.

Ms. Moon said...

Some mornings I wake up so damn happy because of my dreams. Other mornings- NO! I understand.

Kathleen Scott said...

I know it wasn't funny when you dreamed it, but the mental images were funny when I read it. This sounded not unlike my friend's cousin's wedding in the Deep South.

Thank you for your sweet comment about Harry. It was the hardest decision I've made since I agreed to take chemo. We spent the rest of day in a dark fog. I don't know how to feel good about losing him. Sometimes I think it would be easier to have a religion so reality didn't hurt.

Jeannie said...

I've never been drunk in a dream - how awesome would that be? Besides being jilted and all that. You deserve better anyway.

I think you must be feeling a little out of control at the moment. That's my interpretation of the dream. Deep, and amazing aren't I.

Still love you 25 seconds later.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I think you may be right about feeling out of control.

Still love you, too!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen My Dear,
You did the right and the kind thing for Harry. I know what you mean about it being easier to have religion.

I wish you peace. I'm sure Harry is at peace now.

Love you,

SB

Syd said...

That sounds like a nightmare, especially the part about the Electric slide. The other stuff might be a blessing.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
It WAS a nightmare. I woke up exhausted. Laugh.

Jennifer Rains said...

Crazy dream my dear. It may mean that you care a bit too much about the "posh" motherfuckers, but being drunk in a dream is a very unusual thing as Jeanie noted above,...this was quite a nightmare. I certainly don't think you will get left at the alter or dumped...a lot of dreams just show us our subconscious fears. Sucks, but what else can I say. Just thought I'd share.