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Friday, August 13, 2010
Shit SB Says
I don't care what the back of my hair looks like. I don't have to look at it.
Tee-hee. I'm going to go get my hair trimmed today. "Fixed," as it were, from the horrible emergency-removal-of-inches-cut I got a month or so ago. Hopefully, at least the front will be better looking. Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. You are loved.
Mine always looks shit. I sympathise. I do occasionally remember to brush that bit! I will come back later and catch up with your posts dear SB. Have a wonderful weekend, love xx
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Tee-hee. I'm going to go get my hair trimmed today. "Fixed," as it were, from the horrible emergency-removal-of-inches-cut I got a month or so ago.
Hopefully, at least the front will be better looking.
Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. You are loved.
You mean like brit brit
http://hollywooddame.com/2010/07/21/britney-spears-weave-mess-%E2%80%93-photos/britney-spears-weave-photos/
haha or this one
http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/britney-spears-weave-1.jpg
ahhh britney what insanity
lol wait ONE more haha
http://witchesbrewonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Britney-Spears-Bad-Weave.jpg
I often forget about the back of my head. Who was it who said "I only care what people think of me as I enter the room - not when I'm leaving it"?
Mine always looks shit. I sympathise. I do occasionally remember to brush that bit! I will come back later and catch up with your posts dear SB. Have a wonderful weekend, love xx
Ms. Moon,
I assure you, you are loved mas!
Swedz,
Thanks for the entertainment, Swedz. That bitch Britney has more money than God. She needs to launch that cheap-assed weave.
Jeannie,
I don't know, but that sure as fuck is a great quote!
Love to all!
SB
Christina,
Have a great weekend, my dear friend. I'll toast you with a Bloody Mary or three. Laugh.
Love,
SB
you know if i was a millionair i sure as hell would not walk around like that (brit brit) but then she IS insane right???
I like mine in the morning when it is sticking up and spiky.
That's funny.
Nellie,
SB HAS MISSED YOU!!!!!
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