Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Shit SB Says About the Gay Cat Love Triangle Situation

Fucking Marley and Sam were raping poor Tom's ass last night. He's like their jailhouse bitch or something. I had to pull Sam's ass off of Tom. It's like the fuckers were magnetized or some shit.

10 comments:

Jeannie said...

Why do we feel sorrier for males who get raped?

Alison Cross said...

Bucket of cold water....or else some popcorn and a comfy chair :-)

Ali x

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I don't know, but I guess we do. I found the whole situation disturbing.

Ali,
Thanks for pointing out my options. Laugh.

Love you both,

SB

Jeannie said...

Starcraft is a video game babe. Kids are freakin obsessed.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Thanks for the clarification. I was obsessed with pong tennis and Frogger when I was a kid. The times they are a changin', but not that much.

Love,

SB

Ms. Moon said...

So sad when cat go bad.

Petit fleur said...

Poor kitty.

That is quite disturbing.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Oh dear!! It's all go at yours!! Ali's comment made me laugh. I've thrown water over the neighbours cats a couple of times when one goes for the other one xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
Yeah, Ali cracks me up. Water works.

Love,

SB

white rabbit said...

A crafty neutering? Then he'll just look at magazine pics of hot cats wistfully....

Maybe start the magazine?

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