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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Shit SB Says About the Gay Cat Love Triangle Situation
Fucking Marley and Sam were raping poor Tom's ass last night. He's like their jailhouse bitch or something. I had to pull Sam's ass off of Tom. It's like the fuckers were magnetized or some shit.
Oh dear!! It's all go at yours!! Ali's comment made me laugh. I've thrown water over the neighbours cats a couple of times when one goes for the other one xx
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Why do we feel sorrier for males who get raped?
Bucket of cold water....or else some popcorn and a comfy chair :-)
Ali x
Jeannie,
I don't know, but I guess we do. I found the whole situation disturbing.
Ali,
Thanks for pointing out my options. Laugh.
Love you both,
SB
Starcraft is a video game babe. Kids are freakin obsessed.
Jeannie,
Thanks for the clarification. I was obsessed with pong tennis and Frogger when I was a kid. The times they are a changin', but not that much.
Love,
SB
So sad when cat go bad.
Poor kitty.
That is quite disturbing.
Oh dear!! It's all go at yours!! Ali's comment made me laugh. I've thrown water over the neighbours cats a couple of times when one goes for the other one xx
Christina,
Yeah, Ali cracks me up. Water works.
Love,
SB
A crafty neutering? Then he'll just look at magazine pics of hot cats wistfully....
Maybe start the magazine?
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