Thursday, August 12, 2010

Whoreilyn Monroe


14 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

but she does look good ...

Jeannie said...

What the hell is wrong with that woman's legs? I'm actually very fond of Marilyn but you are right - this bitch is totally a whore.

I made a huge comment about Valentino and how people don't know elegant from shit these days but the internet ate it. It was pure poetry too. Sorry it couldn't be duplicated.

Ms. Moon said...

You are SO bad. Where'd she get those tits?

Sweden said...

you know i've seen paris naked (her sex tape) i don't understand how sometimes her boobies are MASSIVE and other times pretty flat. I need to know what kind of bra this chick wears, or if she uses tape and pads, and whatnots, like WTF

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
If you say so, buddy.

Jeannie,
It's annoying to be a creative genius and then get your shit wiped out. Happens to me all the time.

Ms. Moon & Sweden,
Obviously you two are riding the same tit train here. Laugh. Maybe we should form a chat room and discuss Paris's fluctuating tittays.

Love to all you bitches,

SB

Sweden said...

she has humongous feet size 11 lol what a weirdo

her legs look all fucked up, must be the spray tan, it not only makes u orange but it makes u look like u have a skin disorder because its all blotchy. dont these women look in the mirror?

again wowza on the tittays, they're small, their huge, they're small, they're huge. wtf is going on in parises tit worls

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sweden,
I have size 10 feet! Watch it.
I mean, it's not like I had a choice.

Laugh.

Anonymous said...

By today's standards MM was a big fat healthy size 12 gal. She was never a skinny legged critter like this.

Sweden said...

well 10 is smaller than 11 or 12 she has one of the two haha, i'm a size 9.5 myself

mrs. miss alaineus said...

i so swear i did not know this was paris hilton until i read the commentary...


xxalainaxx

Nellie said...

Yikes! Poor Paris, she tries so hard.

Alison Cross said...

She must have one of those inflating bras. It's the only solution I can think of.

Or have I just dreamed up an inflating bra? I have imbibed a lot of alcohol recently.

Ali x

Mel's Way or No Way said...

That's one hell of a horrendous spray tan!

If you pull that excess fat from under your arm, you can almost add another cup size (and I'm speaking from experience here).

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Anonymous,
Good point. You are correct. Come back and be less anonymous. We won't hurt you. Laugh.

Ali,
Too much birthday fun? I hope so.
Love you.

Mel,
Yeah, bitch is orange. Tell A that SB says yo. Love you guys.