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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
but she does look good ...
you know i've seen paris naked (her sex tape) i don't understand how sometimes her boobies are MASSIVE and other times pretty flat. I need to know what kind of bra this chick wears, or if she uses tape and pads, and whatnots, like WTF
she has humongous feet size 11 lol what a weirdo
her legs look all fucked up, must be the spray tan, it not only makes u orange but it makes u look like u have a skin disorder because its all blotchy. dont these women look in the mirror?
again wowza on the tittays, they're small, their huge, they're small, they're huge. wtf is going on in parises tit worls
Sweden,
I have size 10 feet! Watch it.
I mean, it's not like I had a choice.
Laugh.
By today's standards MM was a big fat healthy size 12 gal. She was never a skinny legged critter like this.
well 10 is smaller than 11 or 12 she has one of the two haha, i'm a size 9.5 myself
i so swear i did not know this was paris hilton until i read the commentary...
xxalainaxx
Yikes! Poor Paris, she tries so hard.
She must have one of those inflating bras. It's the only solution I can think of.
Or have I just dreamed up an inflating bra? I have imbibed a lot of alcohol recently.
Ali x
That's one hell of a horrendous spray tan!
If you pull that excess fat from under your arm, you can almost add another cup size (and I'm speaking from experience here).
Anonymous,
Good point. You are correct. Come back and be less anonymous. We won't hurt you. Laugh.
Ali,
Too much birthday fun? I hope so.
Love you.
Mel,
Yeah, bitch is orange. Tell A that SB says yo. Love you guys.
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