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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
It's odd to think of another species as having the capability of giving a hand job... and just plain disturbing to think of another species getting one for some reason. Unless we're talking about apes.
Shivers!
There just aren't words for this. Besides thank you. I needed a deep belly laugh today.
Hysterical. But the bacculum of a raccoon won't be a good fit for a dog--just sayin'.
Sometimes you just have to go with the flow....
Have a good day, Boonsong
Just discovered your blog....BRILLIANT!!! And I hope you are well.
i love raccoons!
is that a beagel? a bagel?
they would have such gorgeous pups.
Yes my lab used to shag my cat and she loved it as he used to tickle him with her tail... flirt :) xx
Birds do it, bees do it.......lol...xxoo
Ms. Moon,
I will take your word on anything. Absolutely anything.
PF,
Yes indeedy. Shivers.
Omgrrrl,
Glad I could make you laugh. That's why I do it, love.
Syd,
Bacculum? Speak English, my brothah. Laugh.
Boonsong,
Thanks for reading and commenting. And you're right as rain about going with the flow.
Terena,
You got that right, babe.
BEG,
Thanks for joining us, love. Please come back often. We have a damn good time.
Plexus,
Yes, they would. Thanks for dropping by. Please come back.
Ruth,
Your managery is something else. I'd love to hang at your place.
Lori,
They certainly do. Laugh.
Love to all,
SB
Little Flower - there appears to be at least one species (apart from the human) capable of giving itself a hand job - copy and paste!
http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/33lyywz.gif
I thought beagles were good 'coon dogs. WTF?
I'm thinking that maybe these two have been raised together.
Jeannie,
Maybe baby. Just maybe.
Actually, I was there. Stripey was begging Mr. Ears to stay, and Mr. Ears was steadfast about leaving. Stripey, in a last-ditch effort, flung his arms around Mr. Ears hamhocks to keep him from going.
But you guys go ahead and turn it into something dirty. That's okay.
I was about to say the dog doesn't look like it minds too much! Until I read Ms Moon's comment. Now I hope it's not true... xx
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