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Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Shit SB Says in Comments to Her Fabulous Fucking Friend, Sweden
I think I have a brain tumor. I keep dropping letters as I type.
Haha! Once after Colin got his cancerous eye removed, we were backstage at the Opera House and the lights did go out and Colin started yelling, "Oh my god! I've gone blind in my other eye!" In his British accent, of course. You can count on Colin for a good laugh.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Haha! Once after Colin got his cancerous eye removed, we were backstage at the Opera House and the lights did go out and Colin started yelling, "Oh my god! I've gone blind in my other eye!" In his British accent, of course.
You can count on Colin for a good laugh.
I hope that I don't get a brain tumor.
Ms. Moon,
I love Colin and I haven't even met him.
Syd,
Me too, my brother. Me too!
yeah i am fab arnt i lol ;)
Swedz,
Fuck yeah!
I'm not sure in what context this has been placed but just let me say that you have brought up a lot of traumatic memories for me.
So, thanks.
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