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Friday, August 28, 2009
Bela Lugosi
This morning Bela (the kitten) started to sharpen her itty-bitty claws on SB's NEW FUCKING chair leg, so I gave her ass a light swat on the head. Without missing a beat, Bela swatted my hand right back. I think my ass is in love!
mango is so good she never rips her claws into anything but my arm sometimes when she wants to play rough. God i love that little creature, she is sitting in my lap right now
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Ahhh....little Bela. Check out Soft Paws. They saved our furniture.
Thanks for the tip, Syd. Have a good weekend.
Love,
SB
mango is so good she never rips her claws into anything but my arm sometimes when she wants to play rough. God i love that little creature, she is sitting in my lap right now
Sweden,
Yes, your Mango is a doll. Definitely.
Love,
SB
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