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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Some Chicken Lovin for My Dear Ms. Moon
Evidently these bitches really love their chickens, like my good friend, Ms. Moon. Their asses are taking the chickens to prom! CHICKEN DATES.
Now THAT is the way to raise young'uns. Bring 'em to the truth of chickens young. That is art there, babies. Beautiful girls with their beautiful chickens. I highly approve. And as an added bonus- no way those girls are going to get pregnant on prom night. Need I say more?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
This post actually made me laugh, and now my coworkers think I'm even more of a crazy person than they already did. Thanks.
No, really.
Chicken dates!
It makes my WHOLE DAMN DAY to make you laugh DTG.
Your mama is my idol, and I've got to keep that Church of Batshit Crazy Goddess happy. This is my weekly offering.
Love you tons,
SB
Now THAT is the way to raise young'uns. Bring 'em to the truth of chickens young. That is art there, babies. Beautiful girls with their beautiful chickens. I highly approve.
And as an added bonus- no way those girls are going to get pregnant on prom night. Need I say more?
P.S. Ms. Bastard- I just adore you.
Mama, you obviously never heard of the Chicken Lady.
http://en.wikipedia.org
/wiki/Chicken_Lady
SB: Loves ya.
DTG,
Don't blaspheme. Your Mama is the ORIGINAL Chicken Lady!
Ms. Moon,
I adore you MORE!
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