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Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Functional Chic
Right now, I'm holding the gap between my shirt buttons (right over my damn chichis) closed with a binder clip. Who says fashion can't be functional? I may start an office trend.
when my boss gets on my ass to wear a belt (apparently only the kids can be saggin', not the teachers) i use them to hold my pants up! then there is always the magic created by masking tape and some staples....
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Not unlike the time I wore a giant paperclip through my septum piercing hole.
I believe I saw a photo of that somewheres. Classic.
Hope your week is going well. You are loved.
SB
Not half bad, and back atchya.
I use to stick paper clips in my earring holes.... we do what we got to do..lol
when my boss gets on my ass to wear a belt (apparently only the kids can be saggin', not the teachers) i use them to hold my pants up! then there is always the magic created by masking tape and some staples....
xxalainaxx
Heather,
YES WE DO.
Loves ya,
SB
Miss Alaineus,
Clearly you are resourceful, like SB.
We rock.
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