For fucking once, I think I'm speechless (typeless?).
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
Please. For the love of wine- no more wool! I will never knit again as it is.
They are freaking me out!
(Then again, if anyone ever happens to mention in passing conversation that they are a wool fetishist, I will know what they are talking about and I will not agree to go sweater shopping with him or her so thank-you for that.)
Oh, great big belly laughs for that one. Hey, at least he's honest about the whole thing!
Caution: wool condoms do not prevent, well, anything. Frostbite maybe.
WOW. Just, wow.
Ms. Moon,
There is money to be made knitting this shit for the fetishists who can't fucking knit themselves. You could have a nice sideline going there, babe. One costume would buy a whole lot of chicken feed, toots.
Love, SB.
DTG,
Yeah. That one. Was. Quite shocking.
Lots of love,
SB
"Yeah. That one. Was. Quite shocking."
Especially when rubbed with a balloon.
im gettin all warm an fuzzy
(Chuckling) <---still laughing.
Thanks I needed that! (Hugs)Indigo
Hmmmm....Where do you get these photos?
Indigo,
I am always happy to hear I made you laugh. You are my dear friend.
Love, SB.
Syd,
Believe it or fucking not, there are plenty of wool fetish Web sites out there. Sometimes I hit pay dirt, like with this photo.
Love,
SB
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