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Tuesday, August 25, 2009
This Guy
They just found a couple of bodies on this guy's property in Indiana. Hard to believe isn't it? He looks so normal.
he always seemed like such a nice man. a little manic at times. and other than dressing up in wool costumes and yelling unintelligible words concerning toilet paper and puppies he seemed like a good neighbor. i actually heard he had a blog.
SB I have to take some issue here, don't be so cruel to the man, after all he was someone's father and husband. Trouble is that this 'someone' is one and the same person. Doug
he was always so kind to my children, used to babysit and all and he used to do a load of charity work too damn..whhy are all the good looking ones always the worst Nick
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
16 comments:
Oh my god.
he always seemed like such a nice man. a little manic at times. and other than dressing up in wool costumes and yelling unintelligible words concerning toilet paper and puppies he seemed like a good neighbor. i actually heard he had a blog.
Brother Frankie
A Biker for Christ
Brother Frankie,
That was a good one. You made SB laugh.
Love you,
SB
SB
I have to take some issue here, don't be so cruel to the man, after all he was someone's father and husband. Trouble is that this 'someone' is one and the same person.
Doug
That was funny, Doug. My peeps are quick this Tuesday. Wow.
he was always so kind to my children, used to babysit and all and he used to do a load of charity work too
damn..whhy are all the good looking ones always the worst
Nick
re your other post about tips for eating and such.
looking at this dude makes me lose my appetite. maybe try looking at his fugly ass when you get hungry.
xxalainaxx
Miss Alaineus,
Maybe that would work, love. Just maybe.
Stay sane this school year. You are loved.
SB
w-o-w
he looks crazy like robert pickton from BC the serial killer that killed like 60 girls cut them up and fed them to his pigs, ever heard of him?
He looks like a perfectly normal ice cream truck driver or one of those vans with no windows and free candy written on it..
He definitely looks a bit "off". Makes me glad that I live far from Indiana, although we have our share of strange people down here too.
Welcome to my good friend, Sweden. She is really great. I found her interesting blog through Gleddy's site, and we both LOVE cats.
Thanks for reading Sweden!
SB
Sweden,
Yes, I have heard of Pickton the pig farmer. I read a lot of articles on those murders. I am a true crime buff.
Love,
SB
Mr. Mischief,
Welcome to our warped world here at Sarcastic Bastard. Your comment made me laugh.
Stop by anytime.
Best,
SB
Syd,
Southerners are not strange. They are eccentric, right? I think so.
Love you,
SB
owww Mr Mischief where can I get some free candy.........
where's the damn van
with that nice man
with the free candy
and the handee's
so dandy
LOL
Nick
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