It is RAINY and UGLY and as DARK as Dick Cheney's corrupt asshole here in Buttfuck, Ohio, today, and I just have nothing funny to share, so basically I have NO HUMAN WORTH TO ANYONE. We'll try again tomorrow. In the immoral words of that annoying red-haired little bitch, Annie: The fucking sun will come out tomorrow. Bet your anal sphincter that it will.
[Okay, so I took some liberties. I made the fucking lyrics mine. So shoot me.]
p.s. I would go gay for this Annie. This is the GOOD Annie.
6 comments:
As always, perfectly correct on all counts.
Hey SB
sad to hear you so down hope todays better, as for no human worth to anyone, I took your advise about miserable London and me and a few friends spent some jolly old English time in a jolly old English pub and yes Whiskey was drunk and crisps were consumed.
Love Ya Babe
Nick
DTG,
Thanks for calling me an asshole and thanks for the http.
Nick,
You are my darling boy. Watch taking my advice though.
Love,
SB
Ms. Moon,
I just love you.
That IS the good Annie! I was listening to her just yesterday, which is unusual.
I'm out to NYC! I'ma miss you, biznatch!
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