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Thursday, August 27, 2009
Jayne Mansfield's Dead Dog
Looks like it was one HELL of a party before the accident.
hey SB, I have recently seen the police statements somewhere on the net from witnesses at this party. The dead dogs dying statement is so beautiful, you know beauty in death. The dog simply said 'woof' Beautiful or what Nick XX
Ms. Moon, Ever since her illness (when she couldn't help it), Ginger doesn't shit in the house, but she occasionally pisses. I think I am done with dogs after her. I am a damn cat person.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
18 comments:
Jesus H Christ woman. Everywhere I turn today there's a fucking chihuahua head.
oh no SB : ( I love dogs...
Mama: I do not usually cruise the internet looking for pics of dead dogs.
(Just had to say that.)
Now my day is complete. Thanks SB!
Steph,
Believe me, I thought of you when I posted it.
BIG love,
SB
Heather,
I love dogs, too, but am fascinated by gory death. Apologies for the shock, but this ain't the Disney blog.
Love,
SB
Ms. Moon,
DTG DOES TOO surf the Net for photos of dead dogs. He has a pernicious influence on innocent little me.
Love,
SB
Queeneenee,
Thank Christ! If I could complete your day, my work is also done for the day.
Love you,
SB
Since my dogs keep shitting in the house (it's raining outside) this does not overly disturb me. Too much.
Haha....my son would just love that picture. Don't think i'll be showing him though. Made me smile....does that make me sick? ;0)
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Can't Look.....
hey SB, I have recently seen the police statements somewhere on the net from witnesses at this party. The dead dogs dying statement is so beautiful, you know beauty in death. The dog simply said
'woof'
Beautiful or what
Nick XX
Ms. Moon,
Ever since her illness (when she couldn't help it), Ginger doesn't shit in the house, but she occasionally pisses. I think I am done with dogs after her. I am a damn cat person.
Love you,
SB
Chic Mama,
Glad your ass joined us. Welcome!
Nah, it doesn't make you sick--at least not in my view, but my view may not be the sanest either.
Join us often. Thanks for reading.
Love, SB.
sKILLz,
That made me laugh. Sorry my dog-loving tender-hearted friend.
Loves ya,
SB
Nick,
You are one of the funniest people SB almost knows, and I LOVE YOU!
Woof.
lol I know I"m not Judging it was just a shock thats all. I'm still going to stop by and read your funny blogs
Love
Heather
Heather,
I like to shock my peeps once in awhile. It keeps you all on your toes.
Love,
SB
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