The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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SB Damn right Sharon's a total icon. I love dem false as horeshit Hollywood celb things where she turns up in a dress so different from everyone else. Total respect to her for giving new designers an airing rather than playing safe the whole damn time.She also doesn't run round the planet rescueing poor children, which seems to be the latest celb game, I mean Ms Jollie..womb raider or what? Love Ya Nick
Damn, SB, I really wish I lived closer to your area because it would be awesome to have coffee sometime. It's not everyday you run into someone with such intelligence mixed with such hilarious vulgarity. Just my style. I'm so glad you posted that quote about Christmas. I wish more people could appreciate who Jesus really was and how ballsy he was too. It's kind of scary, but I can really relate to S. Horsley, the crazy fam, the art, the drugs. I'd love to see his exhibit. And that crazyGeorge blog was really creepy mostly because it wasn't as creepy as I would have thought. Man, he really hated women. Unfortunately I think there are so many people out there just like him. And sharon is super duper hot. I'd love to look that good at thirty, never mind fifty!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Okay, she does look good. I have to admit.
Oh, allright. She looks ok, whatever. shutup
SB
Damn right Sharon's a total icon. I love dem false as horeshit Hollywood celb things where she turns up in a dress so different from everyone else. Total respect to her for giving new designers an airing rather than playing safe the whole damn time.She also doesn't run round the planet rescueing poor children, which seems to be the latest celb game, I mean Ms Jollie..womb raider or what?
Love Ya
Nick
Clearly, she sold her soul to the devil. I think she got the better end of the deal.
I LOVE your blog, especially the "about me" section! Keep it coming! :-)
She looks good! I don't think that my breasts have ever been that perky.
Damn, SB, I really wish I lived closer to your area because it would be awesome to have coffee sometime. It's not everyday you run into someone with such intelligence mixed with such hilarious vulgarity. Just my style. I'm so glad you posted that quote about Christmas. I wish more people could appreciate who Jesus really was and how ballsy he was too. It's kind of scary, but I can really relate to S. Horsley, the crazy fam, the art, the drugs. I'd love to see his exhibit. And that crazyGeorge blog was really creepy mostly because it wasn't as creepy as I would have thought. Man, he really hated women. Unfortunately I think there are so many people out there just like him.
And sharon is super duper hot. I'd love to look that good at thirty, never mind fifty!
Nellie
she gets better with age..
nellie, that term "hilarious vulgarity" would make a great blog title..
y'all are loved,
brother frankie
A Biker for christ
HeureuseLesFleur,
Welcome and thanks for the compliment. Please join us often.
Love,
SB
That was funny, May!
Love you,
SB
Nellie,
We are kindred souls, girl.
SB loves ya!
She looks like David Bowie.
(ha,ha..I'm being catty)
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