This is just a reminder that SB will not be posting again until next Tuesday. My ass can hear the BIG GROAN OF DISAPPOINTMENT FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD at this sad announcement. Sorry peeps, but SB has to go and be The World's Oldest Damn Bridesmaid at my dear cousin Sheila's weekend wedding in Toledo. Everyone else in the wedding party will be in their 20s and model skinny. Some poor young fellow is going to be stuck having to accompany SB's fat doddering ass down the aisle. His lucky friends will all get to walk with beauty. Damn the bad luck.
SB wisely took Monday off to recover from that shit. Sheila has asked SB to speak at the damn reception, and that shit takes a lot out of me. I am a damn writer, NOT A DAMN SPEAKER! SB is always sacrificing for the ones she loves. It's my nature. If SB were a part of the Donner Pass Party, I would have invited the other's to eat me first. I can't help it.
I guess, since it's now August, and I haven't gone anyfuckingplace this summer, this also will be SB's summer vacation. I'll just pretend that Toledo, Ohio, is fucking Toledo, Spain, and then maybe I can enjoy that damn shithole some.
Have great weekends all. I love ALL my motherfuckers!
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I would have imagined you telling the Donner party to "eat me" in an entirely different way. :)
Steph,
You know me SO well.
Thanks Ms. Moon. I will miss all of you, too. Actually, I wish I was just going to hang out on your porch with your kids and some beers this weekend (or at DTG's drive-in). I'm a much more casual sort of chick, but familial duty calls.
Talk soon. Have a great weekend!
One day- Ms. Bastard- one day. Because you know we've adopted you, right?
wasnt toledo the part of ohio that wanted to secede and become a part of michigan?
at any rate i get to go there wednesday for a fest.
i hope that wedding has an open bar!
xxalainax
Have fun love at the wedding! Glad to see you're blogging still. :) Always.
Friend and fan!
Kat
I hope that you have fun. I'm certain that you will be the oldest hot ass bridesmaid in the wedding party. Everything gets better with age. We are like fine wine. So have a few glasses and enjoy yourself!
SB, I would think it an honor to accompany you. You definitely would be much more interesting than the 20 somethings that are probably texting each other under their bouquets. Have a good trip regardless of where it is.
Ms. Moon,
There is no family I'd rather be adopted by, and I'm quite serious. SB considers all of you extended family as well.
LOVE YOU,
SB
Miss Alaineus,
Have fun at the fest, babe.
Love,
SB
Kat,
Love you. Thanks for reading me.
Thanks, Sheria! You are good for me. You always look at things the right way.
Love,
SB
Vincent,
Love you, but NO PHOTO. NO WAY. NO HOW. I prefer to remain an International Woman of Mystery.
Love,
SB
Syd,
SB adores you. You always say the right thing. DAMN.
Love,
SB
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