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Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Florida Granny's Got a Hoe to Defend a Ho
Yes, it's another link you lazy bastards. Click it, because this shit is funny. Memaw means business! DAMN.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Again- I am fairly speechless. I love the part where they said, "Truancy may be a problem."
Granny can whip a ho, that's for sure.
lol that's funny... i wrote another post so you can keep her pants on SB
lol
love ya
Heather
Thank Christ, Heather!
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