SB is feeling like a lazy uninspired Monday motherfucker today, and her no wantum post. Hope all you motherfuckers are swell.
Later.
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Oh. Please feel better. If you were here, I would feed you some of my chicken soup I made last night and you would be HEALED!
Wish I could.
I'm eating lunch in bed , that's how lazy I am
Ms. Moon,
I would happily partake of your chicken soup if I were there. Instead, I'm here in Buttfuck, Ohio, working on some boring software shit. But I did adopt another cat over the weekend, so now it's 3 cats and a dog. Animals make me happy. I just wish I was at home with them.
Love and kisses,
SB
Heather,
Good for you. Wish I was home in bed now, too.
Love you,
SB
SB!
I'm sorry I haven't been commenting but my computer was doused with water by the bad bad kitten and now I am soooo tired from my first day at my new job BUT i just wanted to tell you that I love George Michael (he's really good at shaking his butt) and I love Vonnegut and I love you. I love you most of all.
Love,
May
Birdy Birdy,
So glad to hear from you. Hope you weekend went better than it began.
Love,
SB
My Dear May May,
You got the job! Congratulations! I am so happy for you. And I love you back tons.
SB
Just a quick hello. They've had me blocked from blogger at work the past few days so it's been hard to visit all the folks who make me laugh. Just not cool of them, what do they expect me to do if I can't blog? Motherfuckers, since that's the vibe of the day it seems...
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