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Wow, this may say more about me than anything... but I think I can maybe understand the wool dudes more than the mannequin folks. At least wool can be soft and cozy, reminiscent of a nice, calm, sunny fall afternoon. But do these mannequin guys really think she apreciates the head? Just when you thought you'd seen it all....
O Come on is this real? I seem to know all types of fetishes (sp?) however this one is CRAZY to me. Shit I even find the amputee fetish better then this one...come on you don't need to Google it, well I'm sure most of you will.
Nellie, Your comment made me laugh. We are so alike on the things we think.
sKILLz, I don't know whether it's really for real or not, but I am guessing so. People get turned on by the weirdist shit. I know about the amputee fetish, but it was too gross to feature it. For me to say that really says something, huh?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
My hubs needs one of them.
Can't fool me, that's just sock guy from a different angle. Right? Right?
Could be, man. Gotta get up pretty early in the damn morning to fool old DTG.
I'm not sure that I need to comment.
actually there was a man in my area that use to only flash the Mannequins in the store windows , it was really funny
Wow, this may say more about me than anything... but I think I can
maybe understand the wool dudes more than the mannequin folks. At least wool can be soft and cozy, reminiscent of a nice, calm, sunny fall afternoon. But do these mannequin guys really think she apreciates the head? Just when you thought you'd seen it all....
O Come on is this real? I seem to know all types of fetishes (sp?) however this one is CRAZY to me.
Shit I even find the amputee fetish better then this one...come on you don't need to Google it, well I'm sure most of you will.
Nellie,
Your comment made me laugh. We are so alike on the things we think.
sKILLz,
I don't know whether it's really for real or not, but I am guessing so. People get turned on by the weirdist shit. I know about the amputee fetish, but it was too gross to feature it. For me to say that really says something, huh?
Love you both,
SB
Heather,
Nothing surprises me anymore, honey.
Love,
SB
Dear SB,
Please make this a regular part of your blog, as it is fuckin' fantastic.
Sincerely,
Me
Gingermagnolia,
I will make it a regular part just for you.
Love you. Have a great weekend.
SB
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