"I always wanted to boff an Englishman so I could yell, 'The British are coming!'"
[Okay, okay, I said it.]
The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
And THAT is funny.
TOO Funny! Thanks!
:)
You'd have to be boffing more than one for that to be gramatically correct... but do whatcha gotta babe.
Steph,
I'm up for more than one. What the heck--I'm single.
Love you,
SB
Thank YOU, Mary, for reading me.
Blessings,
SB
Laughed so hard it scared the baby!
Gingermagnolia,
DAMN, I'm scaring poor helpless infants now. I'm going 2 hell 4 sure.
Glad to make you laugh.
Love,
SB
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