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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Wool Fetishist of the Week: Evil Wooly
Is it me, or is there something slightly sinister looking about this mohair motherfucker?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
slightly?
NICK,
SB LOVES YOU!
LOL
Imagine that dude sitting next to you on public transport.or on a long haul flight...freaking funny.
Nick
imagine how warm, damp wool smells...
xxalainaxx
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