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Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Here's Something We All Need to Scare Unwelcome Visitors the Fuck Away
The horror movie shower curtain and bath mat. I'm thinking this would be up DTG's alley and also my bro Nick's ass needs this a here shit.
Here's the deal- for the first two days of someone's visit, you have the nice seahorse shower curtain up with the color-coordinated bath mat. Then, all of a sudden- THIS SET GOES UP! Buh-bye!
Nah, not my speed. Too goth. Clever, though. I once rented a room in a house full of goths - they did the house letters this way, painted on with bloody handprints trailing down.
This does remind me that I need to get a new shower liner - mine''s all mildewy. Nasty!
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Here's the deal- for the first two days of someone's visit, you have the nice seahorse shower curtain up with the color-coordinated bath mat. Then, all of a sudden- THIS SET GOES UP!
Buh-bye!
I'm with you on that, babe. $19.99 for the rug and the damn curtain, which I thought was a little steep, but maybe not.
Nah, not my speed. Too goth. Clever, though. I once rented a room in a house full of goths - they did the house letters this way, painted on with bloody handprints trailing down.
This does remind me that I need to get a new shower liner - mine''s all mildewy. Nasty!
SB, saw this, thought of you:
http://smokeandacoke.com/post/171448896/international-mother-fuckers-if-thats-a-gang
lol totally cool lol i mean i woudn't have it in my home im more into contemporary styles, but i think its funny and very cool
Think it would work on my kids?
Kidding. Jeez.
I like Ms.Moons idea..Is it bad that it's not the curtain and bathmat that caught my attention, but that the toilet looks too round to me?..lol
Do they have a front door with this lovely theme? maybe that would deter the uninvited, middle of the day when I'm sleeping visitors.
Oh my Gaaaaa...Thats freaking awesome.
It would scare away the guests that will start to stink after 3 days anyway.
Thanks DTG. I'll check it out this very day.
Sending love,
SB
Steph,
That was fucking funny.
You are loved.
SB
Mr. Mischief,
Yes, the toilet shape was funky. Definitely.
Love,
SB
Nellie,
That shit made me laugh. You are clever. That's why we're friends.
LOVE YOU!
SB
Queeneenee,
I've missed you. Glad you're back!
Love,
SB
Syd,
You and Ms. Moon are together on that there thought.
Yessirree.
Love,
SB
ah awesome
want it
need it
must have it
ahhhhhhhhhhh
I thought you'd like it.
I really needed a laugh today. Thank you!
Sheria,
Glad I could give you a laugh today. I know how you feel.
Love,
SB
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