The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Thursday, April 1, 2010
New Shit from Shitmydadsays
"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
I read that they are making a sit-com based on these!
Steph,
Wow, that's news. It will probably suck, but I'm happy for the son if he makes some damn money off of it.
Love,
SB
I hope Dad gets his share.
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