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I love Mark Twain. Every time I would visit my aunt, she would hand me books and say here, read this. She introduced me to James Thurber, Mark Twain, John Irving and Dave Barry. She sure loved to laugh. Thanks for the quote.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I love Mark Twain. Every time I would visit my aunt, she would hand me books and say here, read this. She introduced me to James Thurber, Mark Twain, John Irving and Dave Barry. She sure loved to laugh. Thanks for the quote.
And boy, is that true. Especially the children part.
That explains a lot! :-D
Mel,
I surely would have liked your aunt.
Love,
SB
If only the 2nd, the 1st would not be making me homicidal. But I love you!
How true that quote is! Thanks for posting it...
Dish,
I love you, too!
Lori,
You're welcome, my dear.
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