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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Sometimes Our Pets Embarrass Us in Front of Company
I have seen this one before. Why is it that pets ALWAYS go for the embarrassing things?! One time an old girlfriend was having me over and as soon as she opened the door her dog was right there chewing on a pair of her panties.LOL! It was sooo funny because she TRIED to hide it on me!
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8 comments:
AHhh what a lovely dog though xx
I am laughing so hard.
The funniest thing about this? The POS sent it to Mr. Burns. That shit made me laugh!
Bwahahaha!!!
That reminds me...I need to get a lock on my "toy-box".
I had a friend who's weiner dog used to drag used tampons through the house when they had company. Now that's fucking gross!!
Oooh...that's funny. The dog has such a cute 'play with me' look on his face and you don't get the true nature of the dog bone (groan) for a second.
And that's a MAJOR dildo.
Kathleen,
Yes, it is. Indeed, it is.
Laugh.
Love you lots.
I have seen this one before.
Why is it that pets ALWAYS go for the embarrassing things?!
One time an old girlfriend was having me over and as soon as she opened the door her dog was right there chewing on a pair of her panties.LOL!
It was sooo funny because she TRIED to hide it on me!
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