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Monday, April 12, 2010
Way to Go with the Ad Campaign Taco Bell
Just what we fat-assed Americans need--a FOURTH meal. Jesus.
I admire Taco Bell for this kind of stuff. Right when everyone was going Atkins and cutting out carps, they started selling potato-based stuff for extra carb loading. Right when everyone is panicking about obesity, 4th meal. It's honest. You're not going to get thin eating fast food, and they admit it.
Obviously I have not been watching enough TeeVee. There's a fourth meal now? Do you HAVE to eat it at Taco Bell? WE DON'T HAVE A TACO BELL IN THIS WHOLE COUNTY. They can't make me eat a fourth meal there, can they?
I myself am a fan of second breakfast. However, I think fourth meal is more along the lines of "You're already shitfaced drunk so you might as well put a cheesy top on it." or "You are stoned. Grocery stores are too overwhelming. Our drive-thru is open."
May May, You hit that one on the head, sister. In college I used to miss Taco Bell's closing time (in those days, they weren't open until 3 a.m.), and I would lay drunkenly awake, salivating for an enchiritio (or however the fuck it's spelled).
Dammit! I just finished my second breakfast. The first breakfast- twigs and stems with almond milk and banana. I shared the banana with Owen and Buster. Second breakfast- prunes and cocoa-roasted almonds- I know- sucks, and now I REALLY WANT SOME TACO BELL AND THERE IS NOT ONE IN THIS WHOLE COUNTY AS I POINTED OUT ALREADY AND WHAT WILL I DO?
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I admire Taco Bell for this kind of stuff. Right when everyone was going Atkins and cutting out carps, they started selling potato-based stuff for extra carb loading. Right when everyone is panicking about obesity, 4th meal. It's honest. You're not going to get thin eating fast food, and they admit it.
All hail Taco Bell!
DTG,
I love you. What would I do without your honesty or unique viewpoint? I don't want to know.
SB
Obviously I have not been watching enough TeeVee. There's a fourth meal now? Do you HAVE to eat it at Taco Bell? WE DON'T HAVE A TACO BELL IN THIS WHOLE COUNTY. They can't make me eat a fourth meal there, can they?
Love you back!
I myself am a fan of second breakfast. However, I think fourth meal is more along the lines of "You're already shitfaced drunk so you might as well put a cheesy top on it." or "You are stoned. Grocery stores are too overwhelming. Our drive-thru is open."
Ms. Moon,
I think I would die without Taco Bell (Toxic Hell).
May May,
You hit that one on the head, sister. In college I used to miss Taco Bell's closing time (in those days, they weren't open until 3 a.m.), and I would lay drunkenly awake, salivating for an enchiritio (or however the fuck it's spelled).
Love you.
Dammit! I just finished my second breakfast. The first breakfast- twigs and stems with almond milk and banana. I shared the banana with Owen and Buster. Second breakfast- prunes and cocoa-roasted almonds- I know- sucks, and now I REALLY WANT SOME TACO BELL AND THERE IS NOT ONE IN THIS WHOLE COUNTY AS I POINTED OUT ALREADY AND WHAT WILL I DO?
Ms. Moon,
I'd airmail you some Taco Bell, but that shit looks kind of gross even fresh. . .
Lori,
That made me laugh. I'd move too. Cheap good eats, man.
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